This used to be in my very long profile but I decided to move it to a separate "writing." Enjoy...and BTW if you're not at least aroused by the time you get to the end please make the wise decision not to request my xHamster friendship! Over the years and in various stages of my kinky development I've developed deep-seated passions for some things other than leather. I've listed a few of them below: Satin blouses, panties, lingerie, and dresses that are cool to the touch and shimmer so luxuriously. The trial-and-error metamorphosis I undergo as I apply and perfect my glam makeup that turns… Adhik paen

We've all got 'em. Some of these little gotchas have happened to you. Most (if not all) have happened to me. Got more? Comment 'em to me. Here goes... When you find a particularly tasty video here on xHamster and save it as a favorite...then go back to enjoy it again and it's been DELETED! When you order a mid-level (and quite expensive) breast plate off the internet and it shows up looking like it’s color matched for an albino and equipped with nipples that look like they would belong on a twelve-year-old boy. When you (finally) finish your makeup, take one last look, and realize your rig… Adhik paen

Hypocrisy is cheap people. It doesn't fly...especially on a site like this with people like me. Be real and open and honest kinksters please! I know it well and truly sucks to start off with this but let's try and get through it together: If you have not posted any pictures of yourself, including your face or enough of it that it's possible to tell you're an actual person (no masks or excessive use of SnapChat/FaceApp filtering please) then it is very highly unlikely that we will become friends. I can't enjoy a nice glass of wine or anything else with a question mark, so don't waste my time… Adhik paen