mootpiyakkad

I get bored answering the typical questions so here are the FAQs:

❤︎ I'm divorced, have been divorced for 20ish years, have a daughter. I live with her. Leave her out of the chat, otherwise you get blocked

❤ I'm Himachali, and have lived in Bangalore since my twenties. I don't speak Kannada, Telugu or Tamil

❤ I don't use Insta, Tele_guramm or other social media sites. I chat here. If I find you interesting, you might get my Whtsp number and I might meet you in my favourite club/pub in Koramangala, Bangalore.

❤ If you don't have patience and want to hurry to meet me the immediate next weekend, that's mostly not happening. I'm sufficiently loose but I'm not reckless

❤︎ Yes, I've been around the block many times before, during and after my marriage. My body count is 83 (and counting). Don't immediately ask me if you can be the next one. You could be if you're not boring, and consistently

❤︎ I've small boobs (32b) but a Pilates-toned ass that I'm told is to die for.

❤ Yes, I do anal. I love anal. I prefer anal. I've done so for the last 30 years. My first fuck was anal and everyone I"ve been gets it

❤︎ Your cock size doesn't impress me. I have a Hitachi wand vibrator, two bad dragon dildos (huge), one buttplug and one biggish glass dildo for the ass. So I'm self sufficient. You have a chance only if you're interesting, funny, emotionally stable, mature and not an idiot

❤︎ I smoke cigars. I don't smoke cigarettes. In my balcony and my terrace. Yes, during blowjob and sex too if you want

❤︎ I do flash. I have a tiny cleavage, but I enjoy flashing it to men of various ages. But when I flash my toned inner thighs in a summer dress︎, that's what gets most men going. Sometimes I flash my polka dotted panties, if I'm particularly in the mood

❤ Yes. I do drink piss. My ex-husband trained me soon after we got married. I drank it almost every day, sometimes multiple times a day, for 5 years that we were married. Everyone I sleep with at least gets to watch me pee, and pee in my mouth if that interests them. If it's not your thing, I've no problems. If you wish, I gargle and make a show out of it before I swallow. I prefer if your pee is clear and not yellow.

❤ I do BDSM at time. I've all the gear at home. But I've a pain limit. I like it if my skin is pink or red, but never purple. No blood or lacerations will be involved.

❤ Yes I do fuck my ex husband still. Mostly on our anniversary day. He's got married again, but I give sex that most women can't give or will not dare give to a man.

❤ I got divorced because I cheated. I'm a cheater unfortunately. I like the thrill. So even if you do get to fuck me (I've fucked 3-4 people from here), don't expect a long-term loyal loving relationship. It might happen, but don't expect

❤ My first fuck was with my skating instructor in school. Long story short, on a skating expedition, I had to pee urgently. I did it on the roadside behind a tree. Later in the evening he teased me that I looked cute while I did it. I told him after a few hours that I wanted to watch him do it too, and he did. He was 4-5 years older. We did it the first time after a few days in the sports room. It was in my ass, because I was silly and didn't want to get pregnant. Don't know what I was thinking, but I don't regret it one bit

❤ I shave regularly. I use Veet to remove all hairs. It's clean and fair with innie pussy lips.

❤ I've fucked men of all ages - all the way till 75.

❤ Interests - poetry, pilates, swimming, dancing. I don't watch any sports or movies.